Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
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it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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