Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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