I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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