On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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