Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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