Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
