Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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