i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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