Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
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The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
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