no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
...so i touched it.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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