I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.