just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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