Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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