Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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