OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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