Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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