South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
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im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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