dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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