Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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