The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Randomize
