you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
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We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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