You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
the night ended with taco bell and tears
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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