So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
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I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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