I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
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I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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