After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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