just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
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So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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