I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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