oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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