so that wasnt chicken after all
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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