What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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