it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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