Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say š
āŖSo you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?ā¬
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dogās dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a āwater bottleā. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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