Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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