That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
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His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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