genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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