I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
love makes seman taste better
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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