you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
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She's like a pop up book from hell.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
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I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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