i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
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No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
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Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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