I don't think brook has ever known best
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
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He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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