Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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