I wish I could teleport
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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