wakey wakey hands off snakey
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
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Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I'm always down for nudity.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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