He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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