whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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