you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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