were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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