jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
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Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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