Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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