I'm drive I can fine osifer
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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