your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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