Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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