no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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