i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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