well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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