took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
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He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
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I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I have tasted many bathrooms
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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